Watch out for the DeLorean

This has got to be one of the most interesting stories I’ve read in a long time…

A man started trading stocks two weeks ago with $800. His portfolio is now worth $350 million. Of course, he was promptly arrested for insider trading. When the authorities questioned him, he gave a four-hour confession.

He claims that he is a time traveler from the year 2256 who came back to get rich off the stock market. All he wants is to return to his own time. He will not give the location of his time machine or discuss how it works, but he has offered to provide “historical facts” such as the location of Osama bin Laden and a cure for AIDS if they will let him go.

The really interesting part is there is no record of this guy anywhere before December 2002.

5 thoughts on “Watch out for the DeLorean

  1. Paige

    FREAKY!!!!
    I wonder if he will come into contact with his ancestors and wipe himself out of existence….

  2. Geoff George

    That is the best story I have heard about in a long time! It ROCKS!!!! They should ask him if the new Matrix movies are going to be as cool as everyone hopes. I don’t want to be disappointed.

  3. Ben

    The carmeister chimes in…

    It’s DeLorean. MAN, don’t you know your “Back to the Future” trivia? :)

  4. cruisermom

    Yeah…can’t be a hoax…that Weekly World News byline really settled it for me…

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