Comments on: Where’s the Beef? http://tonyandpaige.com/2006/05/03/wheres-the-beef/ Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:36:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Fitness Goals at Anthony Lewis http://tonyandpaige.com/2006/05/03/wheres-the-beef/comment-page-1/#comment-6649 Fitness Goals at Anthony Lewis Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:56:59 +0000 http://tonyandpaige.com/2006/05/03/wheres-the-beef/#comment-6649 [...] only changed one thing to make this happen. I stopped eating meat. You might remember I gave up beef about a year and a half ago. At the time I said I would probably never become a vegetarian, but [...] [...] only changed one thing to make this happen. I stopped eating meat. You might remember I gave up beef about a year and a half ago. At the time I said I would probably never become a vegetarian, but [...]

]]> By: Ben http://tonyandpaige.com/2006/05/03/wheres-the-beef/comment-page-1/#comment-404 Ben Fri, 05 May 2006 03:11:45 +0000 http://tonyandpaige.com/2006/05/03/wheres-the-beef/#comment-404 You still here? Worried about the cancer, huh? Try these easy steps: 1. Do not breathe the open air. Only filtered. (Also applies to tap water.) 2. Do not go above ground. (Tricky, but the internet supposedly works there.) 3. Grow your own food in a hydroponic garden. (Turnips with cilantro and basil. Hooray!) 4. Do not interact with anyone else (Staves off debilitating infections.) 5. Insulate yourself as best you can from cosmic background radiation (Try a lead suit.) Remember what happened on South Park when Stan stopped eating meat? Mmm-hmm. That's right. I think you need a break, my friend. Time to go skinnydipping or something. Maybe paint one toenail red, you know, just to do it. Who's gonna know? No one but you, man, no one but you. You still here? Worried about the cancer, huh? Try these easy steps:

1. Do not breathe the open air. Only filtered. (Also applies to tap water.)
2. Do not go above ground. (Tricky, but the internet supposedly works there.)
3. Grow your own food in a hydroponic garden. (Turnips with cilantro and basil. Hooray!)
4. Do not interact with anyone else (Staves off debilitating infections.)
5. Insulate yourself as best you can from cosmic background radiation (Try a lead suit.)

Remember what happened on South Park when Stan stopped eating meat? Mmm-hmm. That’s right.

I think you need a break, my friend. Time to go skinnydipping or something. Maybe paint one toenail red, you know, just to do it. Who’s gonna know? No one but you, man, no one but you.

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