I saw this over at Planet GNOME and had to share it with everybody. This was originally an e-mail:
There are less than two months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The man elected will be the president of ALL Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It’s time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.
If you support the policies of John Kerry, please drive with your headlights ‘ON’ during the day.
If you support President George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights ‘OFF’ at night.
Everyone remember to support your chosen candidate. I won’t be driving after dark around here until after election day.
So what are you sayin’ here?!?
That you won’t have your headlights on at night? Say it ain’t so!!
I shall continue to trust that you’re staying off the road to avoid all those shrub-ites who’ll be driving with their lights off!!
I see you’ve run out of things to do.